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Minutemen Chris Simcox: Today’s “Pervert” Award Winner  
Congratulations to….
Minuteman Chris Simcox
Today’s “Pervert” Award Winner
Chris is the co-founder of the Minuteman Civil Defense Corp (MCDC) and the projects main spokesperson. Chris previously was employed for thirteen years as a kindergarten teacher at the Wildwood School in Los Angeles, California.
On June 18, 2013, Chris the Perv was arrested in Phoenix on suspicion of molesting three young girls, all of whom were under the age of 10, according to Sergeant Tommy Thompson, a Phoenix police spokesman.
Detectives with the Family Investigations Bureau developed probable cause that the Perv had sexual contact with the girls during the past several months. The Perv faces two counts each of child molestation and sexual conduct with a minor, and one count of attempted child molestation.
Of course the Perv has denied any wrongdoing.
The investigators in Phoenix ought to seek some assistance from the Los Angeles Police Department to determine if the Perv molested any kindergarten children while teaching Wildwood elementary school.
I wouldn’t be surprised if the Perv offers a defense that any sexual contact with the ten-year-old girls was consensual.
Hopefully, when convicted the sentencing judge should order that the Perv be confined in Cell No. 115 at the Arizona State Prison in Kingman where he’ll be roomed up with Clarice (real name is Clarence.)
Congrats Chris; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s Accomplished “Perverts”; you are far too humble.
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