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Donald “Small Hands Donnie” Trump: Today’s “Nauseating Narcissist” Award Winner

 

This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader. In the past he has been the subject of 534 awards, 111 opinion pieces and 85 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

 

During a recent (ca. late June 2020), appearance on the Sean Hannity Comedy Show, The Great Leader decided to further his standing as the World’s Number One Narcissistic Comedian.

 

Towards that end, The Great Leader spoon fed the following crap to be digested by his and Hannity’s intellectually bereft supporters and followers.

 

A pal told him he was “the most perfect person” because he was not brought down by the Mueller investigation.

 

The Great Leader then sought loving affirmation from his boyfriend Sean by asking him:  

 

“Isn’t that true?”

 

As expected, The Great Leader never named the “pal” who told him he was “the most perfect person,” and in keeping with his sworn duties as a Trump Sycophant, Hannity never asked him to disclose the person’s name.

 

As is the case with all of The Great Leader’s statements wherein he says things like “people are saying, “lots of people said,” “many people told me,” and “I was told by hundreds of people,” he never discloses even one name of these folks and the reason he doesn’t is because they don’t exist other than in his fevered mind.

 

If in fact anyone told The Great Leader, he was “the most perfect person” it would have been Vladimir Putin.  

 

And lastly, for anyone to say that The Great Leader was “the most perfect person,” would be akin to someone saying that the late Jeffrey Dahmer was “the most perfect cook.” (hear tell Jeff’s rump roast recipe is out of this world)

 

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

  1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 77 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 78 thru 88 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 89 thru 94 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 95 thru 101
  5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 325 thru 340 Dawg Opinions 
  6. Dawg Laments: Art. 2 thru 87
  7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
  8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 20
  9. Bullshit Awards = 72
  10. Chicken Little Awards = 7
  11. Dumbo Awards = 5
  12. Humanitarian Award = 11
  13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 4
  14. Liar Awards = 132
  15. Lunatic Awards = 30
  16. Misc. Awards = 99
  17. Misogynist Awards = 3
  18. Moron Awards = 48
  19. Narcissist Awards = 36
  20. Screwball Awards = 12
  21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 53