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Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: Today’s “Psycho Narcissist” Award Winner

 

In an ongoing effort to establish himself as the World’s Premier Psycho Narcissist, The Great Leader decided to rely on the moronic rants of Fox News’ Lou Dobbs that he’s a Great President.

 

During a recent (ca. November 2019) love fest with himself, The Great Leader made the following statements regarding his beau Lou Dobbs.

  • “I was watching the other night the great Lou Dobbs, and he said when Trump took over, President Trump, he used to say, “Trump is a great president."
  • Then he said, “Trump is the greatest president since Ronald Reagan."
  • Then he said, “No, no, Trump is an even better president than Ronald Reagan."
  • “And now, he's got me down as the greatest president in the history of our country, including George Washington and Abraham Lincoln. 

I’m sure if Lou Dobbs made the following comparisons of The Great Leader, he’d also praise Louie.

  • “He’s more compassionate towards Jews than Josef Mengele.”
  • “His rump roast recipe is superior to that of Jeffrey Dahmer’s.”
  • “He had more consensual sexual affairs than Bill Cosby and Harvey Weinstein combined.”
  • “He had a much better pickup line than Ted Bundy.”

I’m confident that when The Great Leader is no longer in office that Lou Dobbs will require double knee replacement surgery for the inordinate amount of time he has spent kissing The Great Leaders substantial Ass and/or his pinky ring.

 

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

  1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
  5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 323 thru 338 Dawg Opinions 
  6. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 61
  7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 7
  8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 16
  9. Bullshit Awards = 72
  10. Chicken Little Awards = 3
  11. Dumbo Awards = 5
  12. Humanitarian Award = 11
  13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 3
  14. Liar Awards = 120
  15. Lunatic Awards = 27
  16. Misc. Awards = 62
  17. Misogynist Awards = 3
  18. Moron Awards = 39
  19. Narcissist Awards = 31
  20. Screwball Awards = 12
  21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 49