► Fox News’ Elizabeth Hasselbeck: Today’s “Moron” Award Winner Print

Fox News’ Elizabeth Hasselbeck: Today’s “Moron” Award Winner


Congratulations to….


Fox News’ Elizabeth Hasselbeck

Today’s “Moron” Award Winner


Elizabeth is another in a long line of morons that works for the Fox News Comedy Network. Recently, the chief comedian at Fox Comedy Network elevated Elizabeth as the host of Fox & Friends.


In a lame attempt to appease the morons that tune into her daily comedy show, Elizabeth decided to comment on the recent mass shooting at the D.C. Navy Yard. Towards that end, Elizabeth said:


“You know, certainly, this topic [gun control] has already taken a turn again, the left’s already making this about gun control.”


Elisabeth’s co-host comic, Brian Kilmeade got into the act by saying, “Is this about gun control or is this about a guy who has a history of drinking a lot, playing video games a lot and a few shooting incidents.?”


Elizabeth then responded to Brian by saying:


“Are more people susceptible to playing video games?”

“What about frequency testing?”

“And also, how often they’re playing and maybe they time out after a certain hour.”


In short, Liz the Moron is suggesting that playing video games was the likely cause of the mass killings at the Navy Yard. Of course this is the same lime of BS that Wayne “The Loon” LaPierre of the NRA has been claiming as one of the causes of mass shootings.


Hopefully, the NRA has reimbursed Elizabeth for the cost of the industrial strength knee pads she purchased so that she could correctly genuflect before Wayne “The Loon” LaPierre.


Congrats Elizabeth; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Accomplished “Moron”; you are far too humble.