► Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Phoenix: Today’s “Moron” Award Winner Print

Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Phoenix: Today’s “Moron” Award Winner

 
In addition to being a Certified Moron, Joe is also a well known Lunatic, Screwball and an Aspiring Standup Comedian.
 
Joe is the Sheriff of Maricopa County which encompasses the area around Phoenix. Recently the Moron issued a directive requiring his deputies to carry AR-15 assault weapons at all times. Furthermore, Joey expects them to use the weapons to fight crime even when they’re off duty.
 
The Moron went on to say:
 
“I want all my deputies to be armed with the greatest firepower available 24 hours a day.”

 

What’s next for Joey the Moron? Will he issue an order requiring his deputies to arm themselves with hand grenades and/or rocket launchers?
 
Congrats Joey; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Understood “Morons”; you are far too humble.