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Fox’s Tucker Carlson: Today’s “Dimwitted Liar” Award Winner

 

This is not the first Award presented to Tucker. In the past, he has been the recipient of twenty-seven (27) Awards in various categories and the subject of two (2) laments.  Those awards and laments are listed at the end of this article.

 

During a recent (ca. April  2022) episode of the Tucker Carlson Comedy Show, Tucker decided to further demonstrate that he’s one of America’s Premier Dimwits, Liars and Certified Sycophantic Trump Ass-kisser in commenting on the Former Great Leaders loss in Wisconsin. Towards that end, Tucker spewed forth the following falsehoods.

  • “The election in Wisconsin was rigged.”
  • “We, I-- that's my assessment.”
  • “So we have an entire section of the Justice Department designed to keep our elections un- rigged, clean, democratic. Have they swooped in to help?”

As usual, Tucker is unable to provide any proof that the Wisconsin vote was rigged. In fairness, he could be relying on the irrefutable voter fraud evidence that the My Pillow Guy Mike Lindell claims to have discovered hidden in pillow cases in various hotel chains throughout the state.

 

Also, Tucker apparently forgot that former Trump Attorney General Bill Barr stated that his and The Former Great Leader’s Justice Department were unable to discover any voter fraud that would have impacted Biden’s win.

 

Hopefully, The Former Great Leader and/or one of his designated Ass-Kissers has taken appropriate steps to reimburse Tucker for the costs he continues to incur for purchase of Industrial Strength tube of ChapStick.

  1. 2017 Oscar: Best Fake News Performer: Academy Award Winners
  2. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 4
  3. Bigot Award Winner = 8
  4. Bullshit Award Winner = 2
  5. Liar Award Winner = 2
  6. Lunatic Award Winner = 2
  7. Miscellaneous Award Winner = 2
  8. MoronAward Winner = 2
  9. Misogynist Award Winner = 2
  10. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1
  11. Screwball Award Winner = 1
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