Fox’s Jeanine Pirro: Today’s “Delusional Dimwit” Award Winner

This is not the first Award presented to Jeanine. In the past, she has been the recipient of fifteen (15) Awards in various categories, the subject of one (1) opinion piece and two (2) laments. Those awards, laments and opinion piece are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

FYI:  Jeanie is another in a long list of loser attorneys and/or judges that decided to go into political punditry after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after she graduated from Albany Law School in 1975. Therefore, she decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), political punditry.

It should be noted that Albany Law School is ranked as the 135^th best law school in the country out of 202 ABA accredited schools.

During a recent (ca. November 2020) episode of the Jeanine Pirro Comedy Show, Jeanine determined it was necessary to further establish her bona fides as a Lying Sycophantic Trump Ass-Kisser regarding Joe Biden’s victory over her new found Beau The Great Leader.

Towards that end and only after spraying a thick coat of “Dr. Smith’s Adult Barrier Spray” on her derriere for the ultimate protection of those in the immediate area, Jeanine engaged in the following dialogue with an alleged caller.

JEANINE:

“Alright, let's go to Steve in Brooklyn. Welcome to friends of the court hotline.”

CALLER:

“How are you, Judge Jeanine?”

“There's something that's been said in the last week and a half that I can't wrap my head around.”

JEANINE:

“Yeah.”

CALLER:

“Rep. Gohmert of California said that either the CIA or the military has seized the machines, these Scytl machines the voting machines.”

“And Sidney Powell in a press conference with Mayor Giuliani said that she's not sure if it's the good guys or the bad guys who have it.”

JEANINE:

“Right.”

CALLER:

“I don't understand is can't the president, ask AG Barr to speak to Christopher Wray and find out who exactly has these machines and get on it right away?”

“Or a Senate subcommittee calling the director of the CIA and the -- and the heads of the Joint Chiefs of Staff to find out where -- who has these machines.”

JEANINE:

“Steve, I love you. I love you, Steve. I do.”

“But here's the problem. Every time the president asked someone to do something, it ends up in the newspaper and they say the president is, you know, illegally requesting that people on his staff do things they shouldn't do.”

First and foremost, proof that this caller is a Moron is his/her statement that Rep. Gohmert if from California when he is in fact a Moronic Texan.

Additionally, ,anyone who believes anything that moron Trump attorneys Rudi Giuliani and/or Sidney Powell say about the election is someone who (a) possesses an I.Q just a tad higher than the legal speed limit in a school zone, and (b) believes that the Moon is made of cheese.

Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 8

Bullshit Award Winner = 1

Liar Award Winner = 2

Miscellaneous Award Winner = 1

Screwball Award Winner = 1

Tina Fey Comic Award Winner = 2

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