► U.S. Rep. John Duncan (TN): Today’s “Moron” Award Winner Print

U.S. Rep. John Duncan (TN): Today’s “Moron” Award Winner

 

Congratulations to….

 

U.S. Rep. John Duncan (TN)

Today’s Moron Award Winner

 

 

Johnny is yet another loser lawyer that discovered how difficult it would be to earn a dishonest living practicing law. Therefore, he decided to go into the second most ethical profession in the country (used car salesman No. 1), politics.

 

Johnny has had his significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough for the past 34 years (1981 to 2015). If it weren’t for a government check, Johnny likely would have been working as a greeter at the Walmart on Clinton Highway in Knoxville.

 

During a recent (late September 2015) hearing of the Oversight Committee in the House of Representatives, Johnny decided to go after Planned Parenthood President Cecile Richards.

 

To cement his status as a Certified Moron and Mysoginist (M&M), Johnny demanded that Richards explain why Planned Parenthood gets more federal funding than the Boys and Girls Clubs of America.

 

Of course anyone with an I.Q. in triple digits (with the exception of Johnny) knows for a fact that Planned Parenthood and the Boy and Girl Scouts have nothing in common.

 

Congrats Johnny; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Morons”; you are far too humble.