Creationist Carl Kerby: Today’s “Lunatic” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Creationist Carl Kerby

Today’s “Lunatics” Award Winner

Creationist Carl Kerby is associated with fellow nutcase and creationist Ken Ham. Both of whom founded the Answers in Genesis Comedy ministry,

Recently (04/18/14), Carl spoke with comedian Bryan Fischer of the American Family Association in regards to Noah’s Ark.

Carl the Loon told Bryan that Noah loaded dinosaurs on the Ark when the world was flooded by God. The Loon told Bryan that he was able to debunk the notion that two of every animal on earth could not have fit on Noah’s Ark because the Bible stated that the Ark was 450 feet long, 75 feet wide and 50 feet high.

The Loon went on to say:

“I see some people that like to mock and ridicule, especially about the dinosaurs, how did they put the big old dinosaurs on there?”

“Well, I would suggest to you they didn’t take the big old dinosaur — they would have taken the younger ones.”

The Loon and his fellow Loons believe that the Great Flood took place 4,359 years ago. Scientific evidence tell us that dinosaurs went extinct by the end of the Cretaceous Period about 65 million years ago.

Basic arithmetic tells you that Carl is nuts. However, Carl and his fellow Screwballs are willing to say anything no matter how ridiculous in order to financially benefit themselves.

Of course Carl could be right if 4,359 is a larger number than 65 million, right?

Congrats Carl; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Lunatics”; you are far too humble.