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Trump celebrates Veteran’s Day by trashing veterans


On this Veteran’s Day of November 11, 2019, The Great Leader began his celebration by wolfing down 4 Big Macs, 3 orders of Large Fries and 2 Large Vanilla Shakes while sitting on his bed watching reruns of “All in the Family.”


The Great Leader began his celebration by attacking various veterans that he perceived as losers because they were captured by the enemy and were therefore phony heroes and/or patriots. This led The Great Leader to make the following comment about the late Sen. John McCain.


“I like people that weren’t captured.”


Heroes and Patriots that were not captured and that The Great Leader heaped praise upon during his one-man Veteran’s Day ceremony in his bedroom include some of the following luminaries all of whom served there country honorably while staring in various movies.

  • Clancy Brown as Sgt. Zim: served in Starship Troopers
  • Robert Duvall as Major Frank Burns: served Korea in Mash movie
  • Donald Sutherland: served in World War II in The Dirty Dozen movie
  • Sean Penn as Sgt. Tony Meserve: served in Vietnam in Casualties of War movie

The Great Leader’s All-time Favorite War Hero and Patriot was John Waynewho was never captured by the enemy or wounded while serving his country during World War II and the Vietnam War.

  • The Green Berets: Plays Lt. Col. Mike Kirby in Vietnam War
  • Operation Pacific: Plays Lt. Comdr. Duke E. Gifford in World War II
  • Back to Bataan: Plays Lt. Joseph Madden in World War II
  • The Horse Soldiers: Plays Colonel John Marlow in Civil War

And lastly, The Great Leader’s final celebration of Veteran’s Day resulted in him authoring and then singing the following tune to himself.


Roses are Red

Violets are Blue,

I got five deferments,

What about you?


For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

  1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
  5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 323 thru 338 Dawg Opinions 
  6. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 61
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