► Rep. Chris Steward (UT): Today’s “Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner Print
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Rep. Chris Steward (UT): Today’s “Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

 

Chris succeeded in duping the voters in the greater Salt Lake City area into electing him as a member of the U.S. House of Reprsentatives in November 2012.

 

After donning a pair of Trumpian ™ Industrial Strength Knee PadsChris decided to further establish his undying loyalty and allegiance to Donald “Trumporleone” Trump.  

 

In this instance, Chris decided to go after the CIA’s assessments that Russia not only interfered in the 2016 presidential election but that it did so to favor Trump and harm Hillary. Furthermore, Chris had the chutzpah to attack the CIA’s initiation of its counter-intelligence investigation by saying:

  • “I have spent a couple days out to the CIA actually reading the raw intelligence; actually reading what we were basing this on."
  • "And when we release this report, we're going to be able to show, you know what, the CIA just got wrong.”
  • "And we're just going to have to show people they were wrong on this.”
  • “They just misinterpreted some very key intelligence and drew the wrong conclusion."

Every intelligence agency concluded that Russian interference with the election was intended to help The Great Leader defeat Hillary. Put simply, the CIA didn't get it wrong as Ass-Kisser Chris falely claims. 

 

Hopefully, The Great Leader and/or one of his Designated Toadies has and/or will be reimbursing Chris for the cost he incurred in purchasing a tube of Industrial Strength Chapstick. 

 

As we speak (ca. March 2018), Chris continues to serve his primary constituent The Great Leader as a member of the House of Representatives. Hopefully, the voters in Salt Lake City will tell Chris to take a hike in November by refusing to reelect him.

 

And lastly, in the event that Chris loses the 2018 election, he can always obtain gainful employment by submitting an application for a job as a greeter at the Walmart Supercenter on West Hope Avenue in Salt Lake City.