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Sen. Lindsay Graham (R-SC): Today’s “Humanitarian” Award Winner

 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Lindsey. In the past, he has been the recipient of fifteen (15) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

 

It should be noted that Lindsey has had his significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough for the past thirty-six (36) years. Apparently, no self-respecting law firm in the greater Charleston area was about to offer Lindsey a good paying job.

 

After greasing up his lips with a tube of Industrial Strength Chapstick, Lindsay decided to once again play the part of criminal defense attorney for Donald “Trumporleone” Trump. In this instance, Lindsay decided to kiss The Great Leader’s ass by feigning support for his laughable national emergency declaration to build his asinine Wall.

 

During a recent (ca. February 2019) appearance on CBS’ “Face the Nation about money to be diverted from construction of a middle school in Kentucky to build The Great Leader’s Wall. Host Margaret Brennan engaged in a dialogue with Lindsay queried Lindsay about the diversion of said funds.

 

MARGARET:

“Aren’t you concerned some of these projects ... are now going to possibly be cut out?”

LINDSAY:

“It’s better for the middle school kids in Kentucky to have a secure border.”

“Right now we’ve got a national emergency.”

 

I’ve been to Kentucky numerous times over the years since I have a good friend that lives in the Louisville area. Moreover, I’ve drove through Virginia, West Virginia, Indiana, Tennessee, Missouri and Illinois, all states that border Kentucky and I was unable to discover any area in those states that had a border with Mexico or any other foreign country. With that said, I’m sure my friends living in Kentucky, Indiana, West Virginia, Ohio and Illinois can sleep a little better no with the knowledge that their particular state does not have a border with Mexico or Guatemala.

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  2. Bullshit Award Winner = 5
  3. Dumbo Award Winner = 1
  4. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 1
  5. MoronAward Winner = 1
  6. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1
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