Sen. Tom Tillis: Today’s “Sloppy Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Tommy. In the past, he has been the recipient of three (3) Awards in various categories, which can be viewed by going to the listed categories at the end of this article.

Tommy is another right-wing Republican who has dedicated his career to acting as a compliant Trump Sycophant and Serial Ass-Kisser.

During a recent (ca. August 2019) appearance on the Fox News Comedy Network, Tommy decided to further prove his undying allegiance and fealty to The Great Leader by commenting on the ongoing oversight investigations by the House of Representatives into obstruction of justice felonies engaged in by Trump as documented in Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s 466 page report.

After donning a pair of Trumpian Brand ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads, Tommy engaged in the following back and forth with Fox comedian Bill Hemmer to further prove his undying support of his newfound beau and defacto Boss as to Mueller’s findings.

HEMMER:

“What do you think about the point he was just making there, making the case that if not for the Russia matter, we'd be a lot further along now? Where would we be?”

TOMMY:

“I think he's [Trump] right.”

“I think that my colleagues in the House are really trying to beat a dead horse.”

“The special counsel concluded there was no collusion and no obstruction.”

 “And yet, if you look at their committee calendars and what they're doing over there, it has nothing to do with productive results for the American people. It has nothing to do with job creation, it has nothing to do with lowering the cost of healthcare.”

“It has everything to do with their fixation on what I do believe the president appropriately calls a witch hunt.”

“They searched for a witch; they didn't find it. Move on.”

For one thing, Mueller’s report never stated that The Great Leader was innocent of obstruction. In fact, the report contains at least 10 factual examples of blatant obstruction.

Hopefully, a designated Trump Flunky was directed to take appropriate steps to reimburse Tommy for the costs he incurred in purchasing several tubes of Industrial Strength Chapstick.

Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 2

Dumbo Award Winner = 1