► Rep. Todd Akin (R-MO) Today’s “Certified Misogynist” Award Winner Print
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Rep. Todd Akin (R-MO) Today’s “Certified Misogynist” Award Winner

 

 
Congratulations to….
 

U.S. Rep. Todd Akin
Today’s “Certified Misogynist” Award Winner
 
Rep. Todd Akin has spent the vast majority of his adult life proving he has what it takes to be one of America’s Premier Misogynists.” In addition to being a Certified Misogynist, Todd is also a practicing screwball and lunatic.
 
During a recent interview with a St. Louis TV station, Todd was asked whether he believed that abortion was acceptable in the case of rape. Todd responded by saying, “It seem to be first of all from what I understand from doctors, its really rare. If it is a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut the whole thing down.  
 
Apparently Todd received some medical advice from some unnamed doctors that it is rare for a rape victim to become pregnant. These unnamed doctors advised Todd that the female body’s reproductive system is designed to specifically recognize sperm contributed by a rapist verses a spouse. How cool is that?
 
Based on Todd’s superior knowledge of the female reproductive system, rapists involved in “legitimate rapes” will no longer need to incur the expense of purchasing condoms. Praise the Lord!
 
Congrats Todd; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s most Accomplished "Misogynists"; you are far too humble.