► Rep. Jody Hice (R-GA): Today’s “Half-Wit Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner Print
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Rep. Jody Hice (R-GA): Today’s “Half-Wit Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

 

 

Jody claims to be a God-fearing South Baptist who was educated at severely Baptist Colleges and Seminaries, and who was a preacher in several Baptist churches before he decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.

 

To cement his status as a Dyed-in-the Wool Sycophantic Trump Ass-Kisser, Jody decided to support The Great Leader’s false and totally fabricated claims that the ass-whooping delivered by Joe Biden involved voter fraud.

 

Towards that end and only after spraying a thick coat of “Stinky Ass Spray” on his derriere for the ultimate protection of those in the immediate area, Jody spewed forth the following crap about his meeting with The Great Leader and likeminded Trump Ass-Kissers.

  • “Big meeting today with @realDonaldTrump, @VP, the President's legal team, @freedomcaucus and other Members of Congress.”
  • “I will lead an objection to Georgia's electors on Jan 6.”
  • “The courts refuse to hear the President's legal case.”
  • “We're going to make sure the People can!”

Proof of Jody’s total incompetence and ability to lie is the undisputed fact that well over fifty (50) lawsuits filed by The Great Leader and/or his comedian attorneys have been unceremoniously tossed by various courts throughout the country. Therefore, Jody’s claim that the courts “refuse to hear” The Great Leader’s case is patently false.

 

Apparently, when Jody attended Asbury College in Wilmore, Kentucky, and Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary in Fort Worth, Texas, and the Luther Rice Seminary in Atlanta, Georgia, none of these religious institutions offered classes that lying was unacceptable.

 

And lastly, with The Great Leader being tossed out of office on January 20, 2021, one must wonder why in the hell Jody would have any interest in acting as one of The Great Leader’s Chief Pimps and Apologists. Afterall, after he’s gone, The Great Leader will not have any power to bestow any gifts upon Jody or any other Serial Trump Ass-Kisser.

 

As we speak (ca. December 2020), Jody is intent on making an Ass of himself by voting against the duly elected electors from Georgia on January 6, 2021 while laughingly claiming he’s representing the best interests of Georgia voters.

 

With The Great Leader being tossed out of office on January 20, 2021, one must wonder why in the hell Jody would have any interest in acting as one of The Great Leader’s Chief Pimps and Apologists. Afterall, after he’s gone, The Great Leader will not have any power to bestow any gifts upon Jody, his comrades in arms, or any other Serial Sycophantic Trump Ass-Kisser.