After it was reported in mid-May 2017 that Donald “Trumporleone” Trump had asked former FBI director James Comey to back off the ongoing investigation into Gen. Mike Flynn, numerous Trump Toadies decided to come to The Don’s defense.

 

After donning (pun intended) don a pair of Trumpian ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads for the purpose of kissing The Don’s substantial derriere and to prevent any lasting damage to his knees, Barry decided to comment on James Comey’s memo that The Don leaned on him to halt any ongoing investigation of General Flynn.

 

In defending The Don, Barry laughing claimed that Comey’s memo qualified as “hearsay” and was therefore inadmissible as evidence against The Don.

 

In addition to being a Compliant Ass-kisser for The Don, Barry is also a Certified Dumbass because Comey’s memo was written right after he met with The Don. As a “contemporaneous” (means simultaneously Barry Baby) memo, it is not only considered highly credible evidence but is clearly admissible.

 

In the future, take my advice Barry and don’t speak about matters you are totally ignorant about even if you’re doing it as further proof of your undying devotion to The Don.

 

Congrats Barry; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Ass-kissers”; you are far too humble.