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Sen. Marco Rubio: 2020’s “Dimwit Humanitarian” Award Winner


This isn’t the first Award presented to Marco. In the past, he has been the recipient of seventeen (17) Awards in various categories, the subject of one (1) lament and one (1) Dawg Opinion. Those awards, lament and opinion are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.


Marco is another in a long list of loser attorneys that learned early on how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after he graduated in from the University of Miami Law School. Therefore, he decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.  


To further cement his status as a Sycophantic Trump Ass-Kisser, Serial Hypocrite and a Monumental Dimwit, Marco decided to prove his is also one of America’s Premier Hypocrites when it comes to combating COVID-19.


In the past, Marco has made the following false and defamatory statements about COVID-19 and Dr. Fauci via Twitter in late December 2020.

  • “Dr. Fauci lied about masks in March.”
  • “Dr. Fauci has been distorting the level of vaccination needed for herd immunity.”
  • “It isn’t just him.”
  • “Many in elite bubbles believe the American public doesn’t know “what’s good for them” so they need to be tricked into “doing the right thing.”

Marco’s false statements about Dr. Fauci as set forth above came one week after he went about receiving the Pfizer vaccine to protect himself from COVID-19. In fact, Little Marco was among the first Americans to receive the vaccine, getting his ahead of most elderly Americans, first responders and health care workers who have a much greater risk of contracting COVID-19.


Little Marco’s conduct in placing himself first in line to receive the vaccine puts to rest his sham claim about elites claiming they know what is best for everyone else. In truth, Little Marco is a card-carrying member of the Elite class he laughingly mocks.

  1. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 3
  2. Bigot Award Winner = 1
  3. Bullshit Award Winner = 5
  4. Chicken Little Award Winner = 1      
  5. Dumbo Award Winner = 1
  6. Humanitarian Award Winner = 1
  7. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 1
  8. Lunatic Award Winner = 1
  9. Miscellaneous Award Winner = 1
  10. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Award Winner = 1
  11. Screwball Award Winner = 1
  12. Sen. Marco Rubio trolling for the young vote: Art. 121 Laments
  13. Little Marco apologizes to Trump for implying he had a Small Penis: Art. 117 Dawg Opinions