► Sen. Tom Cotton (R-AR): Today’s “Dimwit Hypocrite” Award Winner Print
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Sen. Tom Cotton (R-AR): Today’s “Dimwit Hypocrite” Award Winner

 

 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Tommy. In the past, he has been the recipient of nine (9) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

 

Tommy is another in a long list of loser attorneys that decided to go into politics after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after he graduated in from Law School. Therefore, he decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.  

 

In a lame effort to further his pursuit to become the GOP presidential nominee in 2024, Tommy thought it would serve his personal interest to block the nomination of Judge Merritt Garland to become the next U.S. Attorney General.

 

Towards that end, Tommy sprayed a thick coat of “Booty Fresh” on is derriere for protection of all those in the immediate area. Tommy then made the following hyperbolic (BS) statements.

  • "Democrats are trying to expedite Judge Garland’s confirmation vote.”
  • “I’m blocking them because Judge Garland has refused to answer basic questions, including whether illegally entering the country should remain a crime."

This is the same Tommy that had no qualms or objections to the exceedingly speedy vote to place Amy Coney Barrett on the U.S. Supreme Court even though it took place during the 2020 presidential election.

 

Moreover, knowing that his new found boyfriend Donald “Trumporleone” Trump was going to lose the election to Joe Biden, Tommy and his fellow GOP comrades decided to replace Justice with a right wing loser of their choosing to guarantee the court would provide them with the results they want regarding voting rights, equal marriage rights, equal rights for members of the gay community, constitutional right to discriminate against gay folks on the sham claim of a religious or moral belief, gerrymandering, voter suppression, and state’s rights (right to discriminate against minorities.

 

In truth, Tommy gives well-intentioned hypocrites a bad name!

 

As we speak (ca. March 2021), Tommy continues to perform in a manner in the U.S. Senate that is disgraceful and in no way serves the needs of his constituents in Arkansas.

 

Trump Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 1

Bigot Award Winner = 1

Humanitarian Award Winner = 2

IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 1

Misogynist Award Winner = 1

Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner = 2

Screwball Award Winner = 1