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Attorney William G. Halby of Brooklyn, NY; pervert, Dumbo

 
The state of New York presented William Grandjean Halby with a law license in 1956 after he graduated from the University of Michigan Law School.
 
In 2010, Bill the Comic received bad news from the State Tax Appeals Board. The board denied Billy’s attempt to claims hundreds of thousands of dollars he spent on prostitutes, massages, pornography and other sex-related activities as deductions for “medical expenses.”
 
Among Bill the Pervs disallowed deductions were:
  1. $40,588 for the costs of “therapeutic sex”
  2. $70,776 for “massage therapy” to relieve osteoarthritis and enhance erective function through frequent orgasms
  3. $2,173 for “pornography to enhance sexual performance in lieu of taking Viagra”
Billy also attempted to claim a tax deduction for patronizing prostitutes. Obviously Billy missed his calling as a standup comedian. Only a degenerate comic would ever make such laughable tax claims as set forth above.
 
Since Billy is 76 years-of-age, he’ll probably have to purchase Industrial Strength Viagra in the future for the desired outcome.
 
It’s comforting to know that comedian-attorneys like Billy are offering free comic relief to the good folks in Brooklyn.
 
As we speak (ca. April 2012) Billy continues to practice law in the Brooklyn area.