► Attorney Howard Skolnick of Cleveland; potty mouth pervert Print
User Rating: / 1

Attorney Howard Skolnick of Cleveland; potty mouth pervert


The state of Ohio presented Howard Evan Skolnick with a law license in 1993 after he graduated from Cleveland State University School of Law.


The Disciplinary Counsel found Howie guilty of the following misconduct.

  • Called a paralegal a “ho” and a “dirtbag”
  • Called firm’s paralegal “whorey”
  • Told paralegal she was stupid, dumb and fat
  • Lied to an African-American client that the paralegal didn’t like black people
  • Told the paralegal and another female employee while driving to lunch that they should give him “road head” so he could rate their performance
  • Told his paralegal: “Yep. It’s true. Let’s be honest, I’d rather f— David than you.”
  • Agreed to pay paralegal $300,000 to settle sexual harassment claims

As a direct consequence of his misconduct, the cheerleaders for Attorney Misfits sitting on the Ohio Supreme Court punished Howie by gifting him with a complimentary 6-month suspension of his law license.


As we speak (ca. January 2019), Howie practices with The Skolnick Weiser Law Firm LLC at 600 Superior Avenue East in Cleveland, Ohio.