► Oklahoma’s 2018 Attorney Ivory Soap Purity Rating = 99.6% Print
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Oklahoma’s 2018 Attorney Ivory Soap Purity Rating = 99.6%

 

Ivory Soap advertises a purity rating of 99.44%. In the Oklahoma legal system, there are 11,695 attorneys practicing throughout the state. For the year 2018, the enablers for Attorney Misfits sitting on the Oklahoma Supreme Court handed out the following complimentary sanctions against twenty-seven (27) attorneys for engaging in a variety of misconduct.

  • 2 = number of censures
  • 5 = number of suspensions
  • 9 = number of admonitions
  • 5 = number of disbarments
  • 6 = number of resignations with discipline pending

This laughable finding by the Oklahoma Supreme Court means that Oklahoma has a 99.6% Ivory Soap Purity rating for 2018 is preposterous in that it indicates the near impossibility of finding a dishonest or incompetent attorney.

 

This would mean that if all 27 attorneys attended a University of Oklahoma basketball game at the Lloyd Noble Center with a seating capacity of 11,562 it’d be nearly impossible to locate the 27 unethical attorneys even if they raised their hands in unison.