Attorney Michael Dzienny of Holland, OH; greedy loser

The state of Ohio presented Michael Andrew Dzienny (MAD) with a law license in 1986 after he graduated from the University of Toledo School of Law.

The Toledo Bar Association found Mikey guilty of the following misconduct.

• Acted improperly by naming himself as beneficiary of trusts he established for a client
• Engaging in conduct that adversely reflects on an attorney's fitness to practice law
• Accepted professional employment when his judgment would be impaired
• Attempted to evade liability for his malpractice

As a consequence of his misconduct, the cheerleaders for Attorney Misfits sitting on the Ohio Supreme Court punished Mikey by gifting him with a complimentary 18-month suspension of his law license.

As we speak (ca. December 2018), Mikey practices with the Dzienny Law Offices Ltd at 8133 Airport Highway in Holland, Ohio, a suburb of Toledo.