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Iowa’s 2018 Attorney Ivory Soap Purity Rating = 99.1%


Ivory Soap advertises a purity rating of 99.44%. In the Kentucky legal system, there are 7,523 attorneys practicing throughout the state. For the year 2018, the enablers for Attorney Misfits sitting on the Kansas Supreme Court handed out the following complimentary sanctions against seventy-two (72) attorneys for engaging in a variety of misconduct.

  • 4 = number of disbarments/revocations
  • 36 = number of suspensions
  • 32 = number of reprimands

This laughable finding by the Kansas Supreme Court means that Kentucky has a 99.1% Ivory Soap Purity rating for 2018 is preposterous in that it indicates the near impossibility of finding a dishonest or incompetent attorney.


This would mean that if all 8,218 attorneys attended a Wichita State University basketball game at the Charles Koch Arena in Wichita, Kansas, with a seating capacity of 10,506, it’d be nearly impossible to locate the seventy-two (72) unethical and/or incompetent attorneys even if they raised their hands in unison.