Attorney Christopher Zoeller of Indianapolis, IN; moronic cheater

The state of Indiana provided Christopher C. Zoeller with a law license in 1974 after he graduated from the Indiana University School of Law.

The Indiana Disciplinary Commission found Chris guilty of the following misconduct.

• Failed to provide competent representation (moron)
• Failed to keep client informed of status of matter
• Failed to explain matter to extent necessary to allow client to make informed decisions
• Charged an unreasonable fee (cheater)
• Engaged in conduct involving fraud, deceit, dishonesty or misrepresentation
• Failed to protect client interests upon termination
• Failed to abide by client decisions regarding objectives of representation
• Failed to act with due diligence (slacker)
• Failed to expedite client litigation
• Knowingly made false statement of material fact to a third person
• Knowingly lied to ethics investigators (Screw you, said Chris!)
• Engaged in conduct prejudicial to the administration of justice

As a direct consequence of his misconduct, the cheerleaders for Attorney Misfits sitting on the Indiana Supreme Court punished Mikey by gifting him with a complimentary 3-month suspension of his law license.

As we speak (ca. May 2020), Chris practices at 55 Monument Circle in Indianapolis, Indiana.