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Colorado’s 2018 Attorney Ivory Soap Purity Rating = 99.8%

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Ivory Soap advertises a purity rating of 99.44%. In the Colorado legal system, there are 21,099 attorneys practicing throughout the state. For the year 2018, the enablers for Attorney Misfits sitting on the Pennsylvania Supreme Court handed out the following complimentary sanctions against forty-five (45) attorneys for engaging in a variety of misconduct.

  • 31 = number of suspensions
  • 7 = number of disbarments
  • 7 = number of censures

This laughable finding by the Colorado Supreme Court means that Colorado has a 99.8% Ivory Soap Purity rating for 2018 is preposterous in that it indicates the near impossibility of finding a dishonest or incompetent attorney.


This would mean that if all 21,099 attorneys attended a football game at the Pepsi Center in Denver with a seating capacity of 21,000 for special events, it’d be nearly impossible to locate the 45 unethical and/or incompetent attorneys even if they raised their hands in unison.