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Crybaby Trump attacks Michael Cohen as “weak” for pleading guilty

 

As the unabashed Godfather of the family, Donald “Trumporleone” Trump was quite upset to learn that his former fixer, lawyer and Consigliore had pled guilty to lying to Congress regarding special counsel Robert Mueller’s Russiagate investigation.

 

In his plea deal, Cohen agreed to fully cooperate with Mueller. Mueller’s court filings on the plea deal commented on one false statement by Cohen that related to his testimony about his communications with Russia during the 2016 presidential campaign. (Jordan Fabian) He also admitted to lying about the timeline involving The Great Leader’s attempt to build a Trump Tower in Moscow.

 

In response to Cohen’s plea deal, The Great Leader spewed forth the following tweets as fodder for his low I.Q. followers.

  • “He’s [Cohen] is lying in order to get a reduced sentence.”
  • “He’s trying to get a much lesser sentence by making up the story.” 
  • “Everybody knows about this deal.”

The problem that The Great Leader faces is that he repeatedly lied during the presidential campaign that he didn’t have any dealings with Russia or Russians. He further stated that negotiations for the Moscow Trump Tower ended in January 2016 when in fact it continued on thru June 2016.

 

It is obvious that The Great Leader’s primary angst is premised on the fact that his former Consigliore failed to abide by the Godfather’s rules relating to “loyalty” and strict adherence to the families code of silence omertà.

 

And lastly, an anonymous source has indicated that The Great Leader has absolutely no respect for dirty “rats” like those named below. 

  • Salvatore “Sammy The Bull” Gravano: ratted out John Gotti
  • Joseph “The Ear” Massino: ratted out members of Bonnano family
  • Joseph “The Animal” Barboza: ratted out members of New England’s Patriarca crime family
  • Alfredo “Freddie The Sidge” Santantonio: ratted out members of the Gambino crime family
  • Greg “The Grim Reaper” Scarpa Sr.: ratted out members of the Columbo crime family
  • Frank "Goo Goo" Suppa: ratted out members of the Lucchese crime family

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