► Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: Today’s “Crybaby Tippy Toe” Award Winner |
Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: Today’s “Crybaby Tippy Toe” Award Winner
This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader. In the past he has been the subject of 540 awards, 113 opinion pieces and 85 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.
After Rep. Jim “Gymmy” Jordan slapped an Industrial Strength Depends Adult Diaper on The Great Leader, he decided to give us a repeat performance of his Crybaby Tippy Toe routine while whining about his loss with the Supreme Court regarding DACA (Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals) program.
In crying about the Court’s ruling, The Great Leader bawled while saying:
In a lame attempt at levity and as additional proof that he missed is calling as a Standup Comedian, The Great Leader said:
“Do you get the impression that the Supreme Court doesn’t like me?”
Crying that the Supreme Court doesn’t like him is akin to Rev. Al Sharpton saying that former KKK Grand Dragon David Duke doesn’t’ like him.
In truth, most Americans, especially those with an I.Q. in the high nineties or triple digits don’t like The Great Leader. To be fair, he does well with folks who possess an I.Q. just a tad higher than the legal speed limit in a school zone.
For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below
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