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Donald “Small Hands Donnie” Trump threatens to divorce Fox News
This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader. In the past he has been the subject of 534 awards, 111 opinion pieces and 85 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.
Over the past few weeks (ca. April thru May 2020), The Great Leader has gone on the attack against the Fox News Comedy Network for reporting on his incompetence regarding the Coronavirus pandemic, polls showing he trails Joe Biden by double digits and by pointing out his outright lies and/or fabrications.
The mere fact that Fox would have the chutzpah to go on the air with anything that was not complimentary of The Great Leader and/or defamed Joe Biden and the Democrats does not sit well with him. He fully expected that Fox would continue to act as his personal news agency and lapdog in assisting him in his reelection bid.
In contemplation of filing a divorce action against Fox, it is rumored that he is considering hiring one or more of the following legal stalwarts to assure he is victorious.
An additional unreliable and anonymous source indicated that The Great Leader is going to order Bill Barr to appoint one of the Judicial Giants listed below to preside over the divorce matter.
With this list of esteemed legal minds and Ethical Giants representing The Great Leader, Fox may well want to consider either settling by granting the divorce or by hiring a group of attorneys that are intellectually and ethically superior to the members of The Great Leaders team.
For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below
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