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Donald Trump: Orders Hotel Bibles be replaced with copies of Mein Kampf
Despite the fact that he has proclaimed that his favorite book is The Bible and that his favorite news source is Mad Magazine, several anonymous and unreliable sources have indicated that The Great Leader is about to issue a proclamation ordering that all Bibles be removed from Trump Hotels and properties worldwide and replaced with copies of Mein Kampf, Adolph Hitler’s autobiography.
The appropriate edits of Mien Kampf will be performed by the following journalistic giants, truthtellers and American Patriots/Heroes.
Kellyanne "Alternate Facts" Conway Rudy Giuliani Rep. Jim “Gymmy” Jordan Sarah Huckabee Sanders Infowars’ Alex Jones
The per copy printing cost will be $4.05 which will be billed directly to the Trump Organization. The Trump Organization will then bill and be reimbursed by the U.S. Commerce Department at the rate of $29.95 per copy, thereby providing The Great Leader with a profit of $25.90 per copy.
The 3,351 rooms in various Trump properties as set forth below will require the placement of 3,531 copies of Mein Kampf. The following hotel/motel chains will be required to replace Bibles with copies of Mein Kampf.
$91,452.90 Trump profit at $5.90 per copy of Mein Kampf
The following hotels/motels will also receive orders from The Great Leader to replace its Bibles with copies of Mein Kampf.
Grand totals are as follows.
And lastly, The Great Leader has indicated that he anticipates that the profits as set forth above should at a minimum pay at least 45% of his and his families anticipated criminal defense costs.
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