Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: Today’s “Bitchy Whiner” Award Winner

After announcing he was meeting with top Democrats to discuss a bipartisan infrastructure package that was meant to deal with the country’s crumbling roads, bridges and waterways, The Great Leader decided to once again prove that he’s a Whiny, Bitchy, Crying Mama’s Boy by walking out of the planned meeting within three minutes.

Democrats were forced to wait at least 15 minutes for The Great Leader to allow him time to devour several Big Macs. When he did arrive, he immediately went into his Whiny Crybaby routine. Towards that he appeared behind a pre-arranged sign that read “no collusion, no obstruction” while he laughingly stated, “the most transparent president in history.” 

The Great Leader then spewed out the following BS:

“This meeting was set up a number of days ago ... all of a sudden I hear last night they’re going to have a meeting right before this meeting to talk about the I-word.”  

He was apparently referring to “impeachment” and not “infrastructure.” However, some in the crowd believe his reference was to himself as an “imbecile” in alluding to the “I” word.

An unreliable source indicated that Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Rudi Giuliani were tasked with wiping up the tears emanating from The Great Leader and that Rev. Sean Hannity was assigned with providing him with a Plus Size 2XL Industrial Strength Depends Diaper.

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