► Donald Trump: Today’s “Crybaby” Award Winner Print

Donald Trump: Today’s “Crybaby” Award Winner

 

Ever since Attorney General Jeffrey Beauregard Sessions recused himself from any investigations involving The Great Leader and Russia’s interference in the 2016 election, he has persisted in whining and crying that Jeff did the country and him a great disservice by so acting.

 

I don’t know of any Attorney General in the past who would not have resigned after being repeatedly attacked and defamed as is the case with Beauregard. Unfortunately, Beauregard is beyond being unduly embarrassed by the antics of The Great Leader.

 

In a recent (early April 2018), crybaby rant about Beauregard and the Russia probe, The Great Leader tweeted:

  • “The attorney general made a terrible mistake when he did this and when he recused himself.”
  • “He should have certainly let us know if he was going to recuse himself and we would have used a — put a different attorney general in.”
  • “So, he made what I consider to be a very terrible mistake for the country, but you'll figure that out.”

The Great Leader’s only complaint about Beauregard is his belief that he had a sworn duty to protect him from any investigations into his conduct and/or that of anyone associated with him prior to, during and/or after the 2016 election.

 

In The Great Leader’s demented mind, he should be able to appoint his personal attorney and consigliore Michael Cohen to replace Special Counsel Bob Mueller along with a group of investigators headed up by Sean Hannity to assure the investigation would proceed fairly.

 

And lastly, I’m hopeful that The Great Leader didn’t cry so hard that his adult diaper became saturated. Of course, I suppose that Depends.

 

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

  1. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 1 thru 62 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 63 thru 73 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 74 thru 79 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 310 thru 325 Dawg Opinions 
  5. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 16
  6. Ass-Kisser Awards: Art. 191-192
  7. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 312 thru 320
  8. Bullshit Awards: Art. 366 thru 431
  9. Chicken Little Award Winner: Art. 19
  10. Dumbo Award Winner: Art. 48 thru 50
  11. Humanitarian Award Winner: Art. 64 thru 67
  12. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner: Art. 48
  13. Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 60 Liar Awards
  14. Lunatic Awards: Art. 335 thru 346
  15. Misc. Awards: Art. 30 thru 34
  16. Misogynist Award: Art. 35
  17. Moron Awards: Art. 236 thru 246
  18. Narcissist Awards: Art. 6 thru 15
  19. Screwball Awards: Art. 275 thru 279
  20. Rodney Dangerfield Awards: Art. 203 thru 224