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Arnold Schwarzenner Today’s “Family Values” Award Winner 

  

Congratulations to….
 
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Today’s “Family Values” Award Winner
 
During his successful run to unseat Gov. Gray Davis in the recall election in 2003, there were numerous press articles wherein the Terminator was accused of being an aggressive philanderer and adulterer.
 
In an effort to ward off these accusations, Arnie claimed to be a family values sort of guy who wouldn’t even consider fooling around on his wife Maria Shriver.
 
Subsequently, the Terminator was able to have Maria openly vouch that he was in fact a faithful husband and family values guy.
 
Well, we just recently discovered that the Terminator impregnated a housekeeper (aka, screwing the help) at about the same time he caused Maria to become pregnant.
 
Arnold now admits that he fathered an illegitimate son 14 years ago. However, since he obviously did it in a “family values” way (aka, missionary style) its acceptable conduct, right?
 
Congrats Arnie; keep up (Whoops) the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as a die-in-the-wool family values guy; you are far too humble.
 
The Dawg~
Folsom, California