► Mrs. Wendy VitterThe 2010 Tammy Wynette Award Winner Print

Mrs. Wendy VitterThe 2010 Tammy Wynette Award Winner

 

  

Congratulations to….
 
Mrs. Wendy Vitter!!
2010 Tammy Wynette Award Winner
 
 
Wendy Vitter is the wife of one of several nominees for the 2010 Jimmy Swaggart Award, U.S. Senator David Vitter from Louisiana.
 
As I suspect y’all recall, Sen. David Vitter is the quintessential hypocrite who falsely claimed to be a “family values” aficionado when in fact he was nothing more than a Jimmy Swaggart Wannabee. Put simply, Sen. Vitter is to monogamous relationships what Jeffrey Dahmer was to vegetarian diets if y’all know what I mean.
 
In cementing her status as the 2010 Tammy Wynette Winner, Wendy made the following laughable comments after David was busted for receiving “frequent guest” coupons from the D.C. Madam.
  • “David is my best friend.”
  • “Some people said to me they wouldn’t want to be in my shoes.”
  • “I stand before you to say I am proud to be Wendy Vitter.”
Goshes and Gollies and Gee Whillickers, Wendy missed her calling as a standup comedian, right?
 
I believe that Tammy Wynette wrote the following verses of “Stand by your man” with Wendy in mind.
  

 

Sometimes it’s hard to be a woman

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Stand by your man

When the gal’s lap is cold and lonely

And something warm to come to

Give him two coupons [50% off on future lap dances] to cling to

Doin’ things
 

And he’ll have good times

You’ll have bad times

Givin’ all your love to just one man