► Donnie “Snake Oil Salesman” Trump offers several new Coronavirus cures |
Donnie “Snake Oil Salesman” Trump offers several new Coronavirus cures
This is not the first award presented to The Great Leader. In the past he has been the subject of 520 awards, 111 opinion pieces and 85 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.
In addition to offering injections of Lysol or some other disinfectant as a cure for the Coronavirus pandemic, Donnie the Snake Oil Salesman is also considering other remedies that have been offered to him by renown physicians and learned epidemiologists like Dr. Laura “Quack Quack” Ingraham. Some of those remedial cures are as follows.
Goshes and Gollies and Gee Whillickers Boys and Girls, with these new and improved methods for combating the Coronavirus pandemic, The Great Leader should be a shoo in to be reelected in November 2020.
In addition to being reelected, The Great Leader will surely be a finalist for the 2020 Nobel Prize for Medicine and the 2020 Nobel Prize for Chemistry.
For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below
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