► Trump sez y’all can say “Merry Christmas” again |
Trump sez y’all can say “Merry Christmas” again
During a recent (October 2017) speech before right-wing group of religious zealots, bigots and homophobes, the Voters Values Summit, Donald “Trumporleone” Trump decided to toss a little red meat to the low I.Q. attendees.
Towards that end The Don said:
Goshes and Gollies and Gee Whillickers, this is gonna make it much easier for me when I speak to my grandchildren about Christmas. Prior to The Don’s exalted proclamation, I was pondering the use of the following when addressing my grandchildren.
With The Don’s blessing, I can now freely use the term “Merry Christmas” without being discriminated against.
Goshes and Gollies, thanks Donny, really appreciate your intervention on behalf of all the whackos that believe saying “Merry Christmas” will somehow “Make America Great Again.”
And in addition, it’ll probably result in hundreds of thousands of overseas jobs returning to the U.S. of A, right Donnie Baby? |