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Glenn Beck: Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner

 

Congratulations to….

 

Glenn Beck

Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner

 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Glenn. In the past, he has been the recipient of seventeen (17) Awards in various categories and/or the subject of six (6) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

 

During a recent (05/08/15) airing of his daily comedy show, Glenn went on a rant in warning the intellectual dwarfs that were tuned in that the killing of Blacks in Baltimore and Ferguson was a set-up by the government to take control of police departments throughout the country. Screwy Glenn went on to say:

  • “We’re being set up, guys. We are absolutely being set up.”
  • “And I don’t know — this is what I pray every night: 'I don’t know how to do this, Lord. I don’t know what you want. I don’t know — I don’t know what you want.' I can’t wake up anyone. Oh, if I had the voice of an angel. I can’t wake anybody else up.”
  • “They’ve smeared me. I’ve helped them smear me. I don’t have any credibility. Nobody is listening. I can tell you what’s coming. I’ve told you every step of the way. I know what’s coming next.”

The only truthful portion of Glenn’s screwy rant is him saying, “I don’t have any credibility” The Screwball then said:

  • “There are 10 million morons, I’m sorry people that listen to this show.”
  • “They cannot kill 10 million people in one night. You were born for a reason, and you’re listening to this show for a reason.”
  • “Prepare for a time when voices like mine or others are no longer heard and yours is the only voice.”

It goes without saying that the only reason anyone listens to Glenn’s show is because they lack the intellectual acumen to know he’s nothing than a loud mouth purveyor of untruths who preys on them in order to enrich himself.

 

Congrats Glenn; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Standup Comedians”; you are far too humble.

  1. Bigot Award Winner = 1
  2. Bullshit Award Winner = 3
  3. Dumbo Award Winner = 1
  4. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 1
  5. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 2
  6. Lunatic Award Winner = 2
  7. MoronAward Winner = 1
  8. Screwball Award Winner = 1
  9. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 4
  10. Glenn Beck demented opportunist, certified sissy, moron coward – Art.15 – Dawg Opinions
  11. Glenn Beck sez he may be going blind – Art.16 – Dawg Opinions
  12. Are advertisers justified in fleeing Glenn Beck’s reliable newscasts? – Art.17 – Dawg Opinions
  13. Glenn Beck sez his “hero” is Rush Limbaugh – Art.18 – Dawg Opinions
  14. What is a Compassionate Conservative? – Art.39 – Dawg Opinions
  15. Conservative Talk Show Hosts – Super American Patriots (SAPS) – Art.40 – Dawg Opinions
  16. Constitution says all religions are not equal – Bullshit Awards – Art. No. 9