Arkansas’ 2019 Judicial Ivory Soap Ethics Rating = 99.95% 

Ivory Soap advertises a purity rating of 99.44%. In the Arkansas judicial system, there are 336 judges practicing throughout the state. For the year 2019, the enablers for Attorney Misfits sitting on the Arkansas Judicial Discipline & Disability Commission handed out the following complimentary sanctions against one (1) judge for engaging in a variety of misconduct.

• 1 = number of reprimands

This laughable finding by the comedians sitting on the Arkansas Judicial Discipline & Disability Commission means that Arkansas’ Judicial Ivory Soap Purity rating of 99.95% for 2019 is preposterous in that it indicates the near impossibility of finding a dishonest or incompetent judge.

This would mean that if all 2,144 judges and commissioners attended a speech at the Main library at 100 Rock Street in Little Rock, it would be virtually impossible to locate the one (1) unethical  judge even if he shouted and waived his hands wildly.

Gosh and Gollies and Gee Whillickers, you folks in Arkansas are extremely fortunate to live in a state where almost 100% of your judges are Ethical and/or Intellectual Giants.