► Alabama’s 2019 Judicial Ivory Soap Ethics Rating = 99.85% Print
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Alabama’s 2019 Judicial Ivory Soap Ethics Rating = 99.85%

 

Ivory Soap advertises a purity rating of 99.85%. In the Alabama judicial system, there are 574 judges practicing throughout the state. For the year 2019, the enablers for Judicial Misfits sitting on the Alabama Judicial Inquiry Commission and the Alabama Supreme Court handed out the following complimentary sanctions against two (2) Judges for engaging in a variety of misconduct.

  • 1 = number of resignations with discipline action pending
  • 1 = number of reprimands

This laughable finding by the comedians sitting on the Alabama Judicial Inquiry Commission and the Alabama Supreme Court means that Alabama’s Judicial Ivory Soap Purity rating of 99.85% for 2019 is preposterous in that it indicates the near impossibility of finding a dishonest or incompetent judge.

 

This would mean that if all 292 judges attended a speech at the Juliette Hampton Morgan library in Montgomery, it would be virtually impossible to locate the two (2) unethical judges even if they shouted and waived their hands wildly.

 

Gosh and Gollies and Gee Whillickers, you folks in Alabama are extremely fortunate to live in a state where almost 100% of your judges are Ethical and/or Intellectual Giants.