Judge Audrey Creighton of Rockville, MD; lifetime porker, loser

The state of Maryland presented Audrey Anne Creighton with a law license in 1987 after she graduated from the University of Baltimore Law School.

Judge Creighton has had her significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough for the past twenty-seven years (ca. 1988-2015). Apparently, no self-respecting law firm in the Rockland area was about to offer Audrey a good paying job.

In February 2014, former Gov. Martin O’Malley was duped into appointing Audrey as a Montgomery County Circuit Court judge. Audrey didn’t receive the appointment because she was the most qualifed attorney in the Rockville area. She received it because she had proven to be a reliable lackey for the local political hacks.

In one matter, Judge Creighton found it acceptable to engage in a sexual relationship with a convicted felon. This is the same felon that she represented while she was employed as a Public Defender.

The improper relationship only came to the attention of the public after Judge Creighton claim that her lover attacked and kidnapped her.

As a result of her misconduct, an investigation was undertaken by the Maryland Commission on Judicial Disabilities. In May 2015, the commission charged Judge Creighton with a variety of misconduct.

Being an acknowledged coward, Creighton announced she would retire in July 2015, which put an abrupt end to the ongoing ethics investigation. It also allowed the enablers for Judicial Misfits sitting on the commission the opportunity to “conceal” their findings from public viewing, a fact well known to Creighton.

As a result of her decision to resign, Judge Creighton will be eligible for an undeserved state pension based on her annual salary of $149,600 when she is 60-years-of-age.

As we speak (ca. June 2015), Audrey continues to sit as a Montgomery County Superior Court judge in Rockville, Maryland.