► Mitt Romney asks: “Wanna avoid paying income taxes like me? Print

Mitt Romney asks: “Wanna avoid paying income taxes like me?

 
We all know that Mitt Romney is worth at least $250 million. We also know that he only paid 13.9% in federal income taxes in 2010 on $21 million in income. Recently, Romney proudly pronounced that over the past ten years he has never paid less than 13% in taxes each year.
 
Mitt’s advice is to hide, I’m sorry I mean make some meaningful deposits into a Swiss bank account. Also Mitt says you should see about opening some accounts in the Cayman Islands or Bermuda. Remember boys and girls that gambling isn’t the only financial opportunity offered in the Cayman Islands or in Bermuda.
 
I’m sure every member of the Tea Party or the Libertarian Party headed by Rep. Ron Paul would just love to pay a mere 13% or less in federal taxes.
 
In fact, I’m confident that left-wing, God-hating Union members living in San Francisco, Boston, Cleveland, Detroit or Chicago would be more than willing to vote for Mitt if he promises to reduce their federal income tax rate to 13%.
 
My advice Mitt, promise to reduce the federal income tax rate on card carrying union members (aka, Joe Six Pack) to 13% and you’re a shoo-in to beat Obama in November.