► Gov. Rick Perry tells Obama “Take this Obamacare and Shove it” Print

Gov. Rick Perry tells Obama “Take this Obamacare and Shove it”

 
Shortly after the Supreme Court declared that Obamacare was constitutional, Gov. Perry decided it was time to let everyone know what he thought about Obama and his healthcare legislation.
 
I heard from an unreliable source that one of Jerry Sandusky’s mentors overheard Governor Perry singing the following ditty while he was showering at the Governor’s mansion in Austin.
 
 

Take Obamacare and shove it

 

It ain’t welcome here no more

 

My donors done left

 

And took all the reasons

 

I was working for

 

You, better not try and stand in my way

 

As I’m kickin’ him out the door

 


I’ve been working in this office

 

For nigh on thirteen years
All this time, I watched my donors

 

Drownin' in a pool of taxes
And I've seen a lot of good folks cry

 

That had a lot of bills to pay
I'd give the shirt right off of their back

 

If I had the guts to say

 

Take Obamacare and shove it

 

It ain’t welcome here no more

 


Well that Bob Perry he's a riggity dog

 

That Romney, he’s a fool

 

Got him a brand new car elevator

 

Lord, he thinks he’s cool

 

One of these days I’m gonna blow my top

 

And that Obama, he’s gonna pay

 

Lord I can’t wait to see their faces

 

When I get the nerve to say

 

Take Obamacare and shove it

It ain’t welcome here no more