► Will Mitt “The Wit” Romney snak Rick “The Slick” Santorum for endorsement? |
Will Mitt “The Wit” Romney snag Rick “The Slick” Santorum's endorsement? It is apparent to any unbiased observer that Mitt the Wit has spent a considerable amount of time and effort in attempting to get Rick the Slick to announce his endorsement of his presidential candidacy.
Given Rick’s avowed disdain for Mitt, it appears that a little quid pro quo is in order. If Mitt is truly interested in securing Ricky’s unwavering support, he should consider offering him one or more of the following bribes, I’m sorry I mean incentives.
And lastly, an agreement in writing (contract) from Mitt’s Super Pac “Restore our Future” to purchase 25,000 copies of Rick’s book “It takes a Family” at $25 a copy.
What a combo Mitt the Witt and Rick the Slick will make once they join forces. This duo could become one of America’s finest comedy teams since Jerry Lewis brokeup with Dean Martin.
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