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Trump deciding which Designer Orange Jumpsuit he will purchase

 

There is a distinct possibility that The Great Leader will be indicted by a Manhattan Grand Jury and/or by the New York Attorney for engaging in a variety of felonies. In fact, there are investigations into his possible criminal conduct underway in DC, New Jersey, and California.

 

The felonies that The Great Leader will likely face are as follows.

  • Bank fraud
  • Insurance fraud
  • Tax fraud (state and local)
  • Conspiracy to commit bank fraud
  • Conspiracy to commit insurance fraud
  • Filing false financial statements to secure loans
  • Filing false financial statements to reduce property tax liability
  • Making false claims on tax returns regarding payoffs to Stormy Daniels
  • Falsely claiming on financial/tax statements that payoffs totaling $280,000 to Playboy model Karen McDougal and Stormy Daniels were payments made to Michael Cohen for legal fees

Because he shamelessly portrays himself as a billionaire with tastes for expensive things, it is rumored that he has done some shopping for a designer Orange Jump Suit at both Sax 5th Avenue and Neiman Marcus. Images of those designer Jump Suits are set forth below.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

  1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 1 thru 82 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 83 thru 93 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 94 thru 99 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 100 thru 116
  5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 329 thru 344 Dawg Opinions 
  6. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 101
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  10. Chicken Little Awards = 7
  11. Dumbo Awards = 4
  12. Humanitarian Award = 10
  13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 5
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  17. Misogynist Awards = 4
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