► Mitt Romney’s lyrics to that old standby “Flip Flop Print

Mitt Romney’s lyrics to that old standby “Flip Flop 

To assure that his exalted status as one of America’s premier Flip-Floppers, Mitt wrote the lyrics to “Flip Flop”©
song he’s hopeful will live in infamy. Below is an example of Mitt’s soon-to-be hit recording.

Flip, flop, I was takin’ a stand


Long about a Saturday night


A rub-a-dub, just relaxin’ in the tub


Thinkin’ everythin’ was alright




Well I stepped out the tub


I put my feet on the floor


I wrapped the towel around me


and I opened the door,




And then a-flip, flop


I jumped back in the bath


How was I to know


There was a fundraiser goin’ on?




I was a-flipping and a flopping,


Wheelin’ and a dealin’,


Movin’ and a-groovin’

Lying and a-crying, yeah, yeah