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Mitt Romney’s 13.9% tax rate depressed me! How about you?

 
I can’t really express how depressed I was to discover that Mitt “The Job Creator” Romney was being mistreated by the Feds by being made to pay 13.9% on a measly income of $21.6 million in 2010.
 
In fact, the depression was so profound that I had to take 2 doses of Ambien and wash it down with 5 bottles of Corona before I could fall to sleep. I bet a lot of y’all experienced the same problem, right?
 

 

 

If Newt Gingrich is elected president, the tax rate for America’s Premier Job Creators; that’d be millionaires and billionaires like Mitt, would be much more fair and equitable. It’d be Zero! One can only imagine how many more minimum wage jobs Mitt and his millionaire/billionaire friends could create with a zero tax rate, right?
 
Since Mitt claims to be a highly successful businessman, I can’t for the life of me understand why he doesn’t immediately withdraw from the campaign and throw his support behind Newt.
 
Let’s all hope that Mitt makes the right business decision! If he doesn’t he deserves to keep paying a tax rate of 13.9%, right?