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Donald Trump announces Purple Hearts for Vietnam era Draft Dodgers


Several unreliable and anonymous sources indicated that Donald “Trumporleone” Trump  is  going to issue an executive order that would provide Purple Hearts to the courageous and patriotic draft dodgers (aka, "Chicken Littles") of the Vietnam War era.


Many persons including most Vietnam War veterans and/or families of fallen soldiers have duly criticized The Great Leader because he received five (5) draft deferments so he could avoid serving his country in the war.


In addition to providing himself a Purple Heart with 4 clusters (each cluster denotes one dodge), The Great Leader’s list Vietnam Draft Dodgers will include the following Super American Patriots among others to be announced at a later date.

  • Former VP Dick (“Big Dick”) Cheney = 5 clusters
  • Rudy Giuliani = 3 clusters
  • Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich
  • Ted Nugent = 2 clusters
  • Rush Limbaugh – 1 cluster – injury, pimple in ass crack (unknown if from unprotected sex)
  • Rep. Tom Delay – 2 clusters
  • Karl Rove = 2 clusters

A ceremony to present these and others to be named their hard fought and well deserved Purple Hearts with Clusters will take place at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort in Palm Beach, Florida. Each recipient will be required to pay a $15,000 entry fee and will also be required to spend the weekend at a cost of $650 a night. The cost of the award plaque will be $750.00.


The Great Leader has indicated that all fees and plaque costs will be donated to the Donald Trump Foundation to be used to defray the costs of criminal defense attorneys for Trump family members and deserving Trump Toadies.


For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

  1. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 1 thru 64 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 65 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 81 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 312 thru 327 Dawg Opinions 
  5. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 29
  6. Ass-Kisser Awards: Art. 214 thru 216
  7. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 316 thru 325
  8. Bullshit Awards: Art. 367 thru 433
  9. Chicken Little Award Winner: Art. 18
  10. Dumbo Award Winner: Art. 48 thru 50
  11. Humanitarian Award Winner: Art. 65 thru 68
  12. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner: Art. 48 thru 49
  13. Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 71 Liar Awards
  14. Lunatic Awards: Art. 341 thru 356
  15. Misc. Awards: Art. 32 thru 43
  16. Misogynist Award: Art. 35
  17. MoronAwards: Art. 238 thru 251
  18. Narcissist Awards: Art. 6 thru 16
  19. Screwball Awards: Art. 276 thru 286
  20. Rodney Dangerfield Awards: Art. 205 thru 235