Trump nominated for Mad Magazine’s Person of the Year Award

After being shunned by Time magazine as its 2017 “Person of the Year,” Donald “Trumporleone” 

Trump has apparently lucked out.

An unreliable source indicated that the editorial board of Mad Magazine offered to name The Don as its 2017 “Person of the Year.” In response, it was reported that The Don said:

• “Mad Magazine called to say that I was going to be named 'Person of the Year, but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot."
• "I said I’m all in and available for an interview and photo shoot at your convenience.”
• “Thanks a lot guys!”

This highly coveted annual award is presented by the board to the Person that is deemed to exemplify maddening character traits such as:

• Extreme Narcissism
• Serial Lying
• Dictatorial aspirations
• Supporting Child Molesters
• Defrauding College Students
• Bragging about sexually assaulting women

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 1 thru 54 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 55 thru 65 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 66 thru 71 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 301 thru 316 Dawg Opinions
5. Dawg Laments: Art. 2 thru 4
6. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 304 thru 309
7. Trump Bullshit Awards: Art. 362 thru 419
8. Trump Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 45 Liar Awards
9. Lunatic Awards: Art. 323 thru 329
10. Moron Awards: Art. 229 thru 234
11. Narcissist Awards: Art. 7 thru 9
12. Screwball Awards: Art. 274 thru 276
13. Rodney Dangerfield Awards: Art. 201 thru 212