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Trump accepts offer to star in "Despicable Me 4"
An unreliable source working for the Fox News Comedy Network reported that Donald “Trumporleone” Trump has accepted an offer to star in “Despicable Me 4” movie as “Gru.”
The movie will hone in on the adventures of various members of the Trumporleone Family, including his ex-wives Ivana and Marla.
The only specific demand that The Don made of Universal Studios other than a 40% cut of the profits was that the title of the movie be changed from “Despicable Me 4” to “Me Despicable Too” in order to more accurately reflect his charming demeanor.
And lastly, The Don’s contractual agreement with Universal Studios is that his cut of the profits will be donated to the “Trumporleone Legal Defense Fund.”
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