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 "Depends" Announces New Product for Elderly Lawyers


The manufacturer of "Depends" working in conjuction with the American Bar Association (ABA) is proud to announce

a new and innovative product for older lawyers:


 “Dependable Legal Briefs©”


They’re guaranteed to conceal the crap in your briefs from your adversaries (competitors), the courts (judges),
and more importantly from your unfortuanite clients (aka, victims).