Fox News’ new theme song “Jeepers Creepers”

After being forced to terminate Bill “The Perv” O’Reilly after 20 years of dedicated service as one of Fox’s Premier Sexual Predators and suspend Eric Bolling, the Murdochs finally received an executive order from their boss Donald “Trumporleone” Trump to change its theme song to that old ditty performed by Frank Sinatra and others “Jeepers Creepers.”

The first portion of the Fox edition goes something like this.

Jeepers creepers

Why'd you hire those creepsters?

Jeepers creepers

Where'd you get those clowns?

Gosh all, git up

How'd they get those jobs?

Gosh all, git up

Why'd ya hire those slobs?